Time to turn on The Cranberries, grab a shotgun, and bunker down because the Zombie Apocalypse has begun!
Shit has hit the fan and people are eating each other.
First, this guy in Florida (duh) apparently got the munchies and ended up snacking on 75% of another dudes face. After getting shot once, the fucking zombie looked at the police officer, GROWLED and continued to chow down. It took 6 more shots to kill him.
Then another story where a guy named Wayne Carter (not of “Lil” fame) stabbed himself in the stomach and proceeded to THROW HIS INTESTINES AT POLICE.
I don’t know what’s going on, but between this and flesh eating bacteria, it’s safe to say that I am buying the nearest mall to camp out in and NONE OF Y’ALL ARE INVITED.