This is either going to be brilliant or the biggest nautical disaster since the Titanic.
No, this isn’t an advertisement for costumes at Party City (looking at you, Sharon Needles). This is for the Drag Stars Caribbean Cruise, which will be keeping EVERY EXISTING DRAG RACE CONTESTANT afloat for one week in December.
I mean, peace…
STAY DRY, BREAK A LASH, AND PUSH PHI PHI OVER THE LEDGE FOR ME!