NAILED IT.
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ADELE DAZEEM.
Posted in apocalypse, movie magic, omgwtfrly?, telemundo
Tagged academy awards, adele dazeem, adele dazim, frozen, idina menzel, john travolta, oscars
OPRAH WIGFRY.
AND YOU GET A WIIIGGGG! AND YOU GET A WIGGGG!!!!
Posted in food for thought, omgwtfrly?, PYT, telemundo
SEA SICKENING.
This is either going to be brilliant or the biggest nautical disaster since the Titanic.
No, this isn’t an advertisement for costumes at Party City (looking at you, Sharon Needles). This is for the Drag Stars Caribbean Cruise, which will be keeping EVERY EXISTING DRAG RACE CONTESTANT afloat for one week in December.
BUY YOUR TICKETS NOW OR FOREVER HOLD YOUR PIECE.
I mean, peace…
STAY DRY, BREAK A LASH, AND PUSH PHI PHI OVER THE LEDGE FOR ME!
Posted in apocalypse, food for thought, omgwtfrly?, PYT
Tagged alexis mateo, caribbean, carmen carrera, chad michaels, cruise, delta work, drag race, jiggly caliente, jujubee, latrice royale, michelle visage, pandora boxx, phi phi o'hara, rupaul, rupaul's drag race, shannel, sharon needles, sonique, yara sofia
AIN’T NO PARTY LIKE A DONNER PARTY!
Time to turn on The Cranberries, grab a shotgun, and bunker down because the Zombie Apocalypse has begun!
Slightly less funny than the zombie movie “Shaun of the Dead”, but just as hilarious as Rob Zombie’s “House of 1000 Corpses”
Shit has hit the fan and people are eating each other.
First, this guy in Florida (duh) apparently got the munchies and ended up snacking on 75% of another dudes face. After getting shot once, the fucking zombie looked at the police officer, GROWLED and continued to chow down. It took 6 more shots to kill him.
Then another story where a guy named Wayne Carter (not of “Lil” fame) stabbed himself in the stomach and proceeded to THROW HIS INTESTINES AT POLICE.
I don’t know what’s going on, but between this and flesh eating bacteria, it’s safe to say that I am buying the nearest mall to camp out in and NONE OF Y’ALL ARE INVITED.
Don’t Rock The Bloat.
I’M SORRY, BUT IS IT JUST ME OR IS JESSICA SIMPSON IN HER 9th TRIMESTER?
Seriously, she looks like she is having octuplets.
She said that when she pops, its going to be like “A FIRE HYDRANT”.
Call the brigade.
Posted in apocalypse, food for thought, omgwtfrly?
Tagged jessica simpson, nich lachey, octomom, octuplets, pregnant, titanic, water
PARTY IN COLOMB-I-A.
LEAVE HILLARY ALONE.
Girlfrand can have a drink or eight whenever she god damn pleases.
She’s just bein’ Hillary…
Posted in PYT
Tagged barack obama, cerveza, clinton, columbia, columbiana, hilary clinton, hillary clinton, obama
GHOSTCHELLA.
TOLD Y’ALL HE WAS ALIVE.
Seriously though, I am totally weirded out by the Snoop/Dre/Tupac performance at Coachella this past weekend.
I get its appeal to the fans/techies/people shrooming, but something about it just gives me da creeps. Maybe it’s just artificial intelligence in general. Counting down until we have a S1m0ne situation on our hands.
I can only imagine y’all who were in the audience…
CLICK HERE FOR THE COACHELLA 2013 LINEUP
Posted in apocalypse, food for thought, music minute, omgwtfrly?
Tagged 2pac, b.i.g., biggie, coachella, coachella 2012, dr. dre, dre, hologram, janis joplin, jimi hendrix, kurt cobain, mozart, nate dogg, nirvana, snoop, snoop dog, the beatles, tupac
