AND YOU GET A WIIIGGGG! AND YOU GET A WIGGGG!!!!
Bitches be crazy.
This is either going to be brilliant or the biggest nautical disaster since the Titanic.
No, this isn’t an advertisement for costumes at Party City (looking at you, Sharon Needles). This is for the Drag Stars Caribbean Cruise, which will be keeping EVERY EXISTING DRAG RACE CONTESTANT afloat for one week in December.
I mean, peace…
STAY DRY, BREAK A LASH, AND PUSH PHI PHI OVER THE LEDGE FOR ME!
Time to turn on The Cranberries, grab a shotgun, and bunker down because the Zombie Apocalypse has begun!
Shit has hit the fan and people are eating each other.
First, this guy in Florida (duh) apparently got the munchies and ended up snacking on 75% of another dudes face. After getting shot once, the fucking zombie looked at the police officer, GROWLED and continued to chow down. It took 6 more shots to kill him.
Then another story where a guy named Wayne Carter (not of “Lil” fame) stabbed himself in the stomach and proceeded to THROW HIS INTESTINES AT POLICE.
I don’t know what’s going on, but between this and flesh eating bacteria, it’s safe to say that I am buying the nearest mall to camp out in and NONE OF Y’ALL ARE INVITED.
I’M SORRY, BUT IS IT JUST ME OR IS JESSICA SIMPSON IN HER 9th TRIMESTER?
Seriously, she looks like she is having octuplets.
She said that when she pops, its going to be like “A FIRE HYDRANT”.
Call the brigade.
LEAVE HILLARY ALONE.
Girlfrand can have a drink or eight whenever she god damn pleases.
She’s just bein’ Hillary…
TOLD Y’ALL HE WAS ALIVE.
Seriously though, I am totally weirded out by the Snoop/Dre/Tupac performance at Coachella this past weekend.
I get its appeal to the fans/techies/people shrooming, but something about it just gives me da creeps. Maybe it’s just artificial intelligence in general. Counting down until we have a S1m0ne situation on our hands.
I can only imagine y’all who were in the audience…
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