I’M SORRY, BUT IS IT JUST ME OR HAS JESSICA SIMPSON BEEN PREGNANT FOR 2 YEARS…?
Seriously, she looks like she is having octuplets.
Apparently she’s SO preggerz that when she pops, its going to be like “A FIRE HYDRANT”.
Call the brigade.
OCTOMOM.
Posted in apocalypse, food for thought, omgwtfrly?
Tagged jessica simpson, nich lachey, octomom, octuplets, pregnant, titanic, water
PARTY IN COLOMB-I-A.
LEAVE HILLARY ALONE.
Girlfrand can have a drink or eight whenever she god damn pleases.
She’s just bein’ Hillary…
Posted in PYT
Tagged barack obama, cerveza, clinton, columbia, columbiana, hilary clinton, hillary clinton, obama
GHOSTCHELLA.
TOLD Y’ALL HE WAS ALIVE.
Seriously though, I am totally weirded out by the Snoop/Dre/Tupac performance at Coachella this past weekend.
I get its appeal to the fans/techies/people shrooming, but something about it just gives me da creeps. Maybe it’s just artificial intelligence in general. Counting down until we have a S1m0ne situation on our hands.
I can only imagine y’all who were in the audience…
CLICK HERE FOR THE COACHELLA 2013 LINEUP
Posted in apocalypse, food for thought, music minute, omgwtfrly?
Tagged 2pac, b.i.g., biggie, coachella, coachella 2012, dr. dre, dre, hologram, janis joplin, jimi hendrix, kurt cobain, mozart, nate dogg, nirvana, snoop, snoop dog, the beatles, tupac
LIL KIMCERNED.
Oh girrrllll. What the hell is going on with your face?
Posted in Uncategorized
Tagged arrested development, eyebrows, judgement, lil, lil kim, low brow, lucille bluth
SAME AGE.
Actually to be honest, Dakota is 6 months older. But who’s counting?
OK fuck it. I totally am.
Posted in apocalypse, food for thought, omgwtfrly?, PYT
Tagged 1994, Courtney Stodden, dakota fanning, knifestyles
I HOPE EVERYONE CATCHES A GREAT V.D.!
Valentines Day, that is!
LOVE IS IN THE AIR!
Nothing says Valentines Day like a restraining order!
<3
Posted in apocalypse, food for thought, PYT
Tagged big bertha, chocolate, creepy, cupid, EEEEEEH EEEEEEH EEEEEH, hot, love, psycho, restraining order, RUN BITCH RUN, sexy valentine, stalker, valentines day
Madonna’s Giant Patriot.
Hope everyone enjoyed Superbowl Sunday!
Posted in apocalypse, omgwtfrly?, PYT, telemundo
Tagged football, giants, give me all your luvin', m.i.a., madonna, mia, music, new england patriots, new york giants, nicki minaj, patriots, superbowl, superbowl 2012, superbowl xlvi
