pumpkin gaga.

my pumpkin for this year’s halloweenie.

 

Rabies, Maybes.

HUNDRED massACRE WOODS

jesus take the wheel.

WWJD: What Would Jesus Drive?

Double D’s.

there’s a new band being formed, and they are calling themselves the Douchebag Daddy’s.

their music sounds like the sweet melodies of air escaping satan’s asshole.

let me introduce them to you.

ON VOCALS: JON GOSSELIN
ON BASS: MICHAEL LOHAN
ON DRUMS: HULK HOGAN
ON A DIET: KEVIN FEDERLINE

tearing up the charts.

hubba hubba.

water crotch?

HONEY, GET THE SHOTGUN.

if i didn’t have a reason to hate miley DIErus before, now i do.

rapping. vlogging. twitter. death destruction destory.

then again, she’s just being miley.

big bird and friends.

so i got a little nostalgic the other night, and found a bunch of old (and some new) sesame street clips. they all feature guest appearances, and they all make me smile.

Ray Charles:

Norah Jones:

Feist:

Andrea Bocelli:

Ricky Gervais: (FUNNIEST THING EVER)

Johnny Cash, Wyclef, Whoopi, and Natalie Portman AFTER THE JUMP

PIRATE FAIL.

somali pirates accidently attack french navy ship.

bhahahahahahahahhaa.

I WANT TO BE SKINNY.

her eyes are literally bigger than her stomach.

THIS IS SO NOT OK.

i don’t even know what to say.